- SAYLOR SWISH
“BeyonSea actin’ royal, but she’s stuck in the past,
Still hummin’ ‘Halo’ while I chart first class.
Doja splashin’ weird, girl what’s that sound?
You ain’t alien — just lost and drowned.”
- KRIM KLAMDASHIAN
“Taylor cryin’ over exes like a soggy sponge,
While I monetize clams with a pearl-white plunge.
Nicktopus, baby, you too loud in the reef,
I sell scents, you sell sass — there’s levels, capiche?”
- BEYONSEA
“Kim tryna be queen but she can’t stay still,
Photoshop her tail just to get that thrill.
Taylor plays victim in her fairytale lane,
I’m the current that crowns — you just ride my name.”
- SEAHANA
“Bey keep talkin’ regal while she sings in falsetto,
I’m the ocean’s heartbeat — you just seaweed in stilettos.
SexSea Red? Please, that’s ketchup on a crab,
Talkin’ bout ‘skiii’ — you the splash I never had.”
- BUBBLE BARBIE
“RiRi think she savage, but she dipped too soon,
Meanwhile I’m serving Barbiecore under Neptune’s moon.
Doja weird and Nicki old, both past their tide,
Call me Marghotic — I’m your next shipride.”
- GLOWRILLA
“Margot Barbie? Nah — plastic and soft,
I bend coral when I twerk, make the whole reef cough.
Nicki been queen, but she duckin’ this wave,
I rap real — not like some pink-clam slave.”
- NICKTOPUS
“Glow who? You just mad I paved this trench,
I spit whirlpools, you just blow fish stench.
Kim wanna K but can’t slay with a shell,
Only thing thick is that ego you sell.”
- DOJA CLAM
“Nicki been glitchin’, need a sea reset,
I’m the purr in this purge — got the whole reef wet.
Glo talkin’ loud but got no mystique,
Girl, I’m viral plankton — you’re bottom-feeder weak.”
- SEXSEA RED
“All y’all bougie fish — I’m ghetto fab waves,
I don’t sing, I squirt — and mermen behave.
Taylor too pale, Kim too fake,
I got that red tide energy — shake or break.”
(Dolphins gasp. Lobsters faint. Seagrass burns.)
- Hook (All)
“We claw, we snap, we battle in fins,
Merlust beef? Let the deep war begin.
If your glow ain’t real — you can’t swim in this sin,
We the savage sirens, the queens of Only Fins!”