DIVE INTO DESIRE STAY FOR THE FANTASY MERLUST-THE FORBIDDEN DEPTHS OF FANTASY
Can You Find Seayonce?
Reigns over the ocean like Poseidon's boss. Fins glitter gold.
Can you find Saylor Swish? Krim Klamdashian? Seahana? Shell Rilla? Sex Sea Red? Kylie Fin-ner? Findaya? Clamye West?
Merlust Song Battle
- SAYLOR SWISH
“I write shipwreck ballads, let the sailors cry,
Moonlight shimmer on my scales, watch the tide say hi.
Swiftide flow, got the dolphins in sync,
Ex-boy mermaids still texting, they swim and they sink.”
- KRIM KLAMDASHIAN
“Big pearl energy, curves like the reef,
Ocean paparazzi flashin’, I’m the coral chief.
I don’t swim for free, better pay me in gold,
Even Poseidon slid in my DMs — bold.”
- BEYONSEA
“Bow down, waves crash when I hum a note,
Golden tail drippin’ jewels, I’m the mermaid GOAT.
I don’t chase ships, they follow my flow,
Queen Shell-B runs the deep, now watch me glow.”
- SEAHANA
“Bad gal mermaid, with a rum in my hand,
I flood the whole club when I wind on the sand.
Savage tide, red eyes, diamonds in the spray,
I don’t swim — I slay, every shell in my way.”
- BUBBLE BARBIE
“Bubble Barbie, yeah I shimmer like foam,
I steal pirate hearts and then I drag ‘em back home.
Tail candy, sweet drip, I’m the wave that they crave,
Every sailor knows my name when they sink to my cave.”
- GLOWRILLA
“I’m the deep-sea drill, with the bassline boom,
Sharks fear me when I step in the room.
GloRiptide energy, I snap like a shell,
When I spit, even squids yell ‘MERLUST HELL!’”
- NICKTOPUS
“Eight legs, eight flows, I’m the tentacle queen,
Pink pearl drip, real ocean machine.
Shellie Mirage, I stay wavy and slick,
Fins sharp like my bars, and my rhymes cut quick.”
- DOJA CLAM
“Meow in the water, I’m a catfish freak,
Bubble whip, star drip, got ‘em wet for a week.
Alien tail, yeah I slay with the tide,
Purr so deep, you gon’ drown in my vibe.”
- SEXSEA RED
“Uh, I’m wet, wet — wetter than a deep-sea cave,
Red tide energy, got the whole crew slave.
Twerk wave tsunami, yeah I splash and I spit,
Clam top poppin’, every merman legit.”
(Beat fades, bubbles rise…)
- Hook (All)
“We don’t need land — we run these fins,
Merlust queens, we the wave that wins.
From the coral to the reef, let the legends begin,
It’s the deep-sea drip — welcome to ONLY FINS!”
Her booty’s banned in seven pirate kingdoms.
SexSea Red Seahana
